I’m sure you’ve all wondered at some point or another, about how to find that human that is perfect for you. Well, today I am going to cover some of the main points in the selection process.

1. You want to find a human that can use the bathroom on their own. There is nothing worse than trying to change a diaper with no opposable thumb on any of your four paws. No offense!
2. Secondly, how old is this human? Young ones are cute, but see note 1, above. Older humans aren’t that bad or stupid. You can teach them simple things, like when to feed you, and when to let you out to do your business. The best option for most dogs, is what the humans call “teens”. These interesting creatures are old enough to use the bathroom, they like animals, and they are fairly responsible.
3. Activity Level-Some humans (okay, most) just sit around on the furniture all day (if they are allowed to do that in your home), and do nothing. If you, like me, are active, this will not do. Run over to the local human exercise place (gyms), and check out some of those humans. They are probably there just because they don’t have a dog to walk. Why not help both of you out, and introduce yourself, preferably with a loud bark or howl? Once they get over the initial shock of having a dog in the gym, they will realize what great luck they have, and go home with you.

These are the main points of finding the perfect human for you. Of course, if you are currently residing in a bad place (a.k.a “animal” shelters), you will see many humans coming and going. In this case, my advice is to remain as calm as possible, and give them those “puppy dog eyes”. Humans can’t resist our big beautiful eyes. Well, I better be going. Until next time…

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