The Life and Times of an Elderly Beagle
Feb
10

I just found this great site, where they give away dental bones called “greenies.” I know, you are saying “Lils, they are for your teeth, and they probably taste horrible.” To that I say, “Have you ever eaten cardboard?” I have, and I like it.

So, anything would taste good to me. If you are one of those picky stuck-up breeds, like a Poodle or an Afghan (from what I hear), you will not want to go near these things. I mean, just look at the color (by the way, people, we can see color).

So, if you are a shelter dog, former shelter dog, if you eat your own poop, or if you just don’t care what things taste like, visit greenies and get your free bone. And don’t share with your brothers or sisters, ’cause you only get one.

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One Response to “FREE Food!”
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    Duncan and Mom Pam Says:
    3:47 pm

    Hi Lilibeth it’s me Duncan, Thanks for stopping by my Blog. Mom read your Blog to me. I’m glad you have a nice home now. We like the way you write. You’re funny! I’ve had Greenies before. I liked them. I chewed them up and tried to swallow the last big hunk so Mom doesn’t let me have them now. Too dangerous she says. My Mom talks to animals too! How did they learn? So sorry to read of your friend Jake. Hope you have a peachy day. Your New Friend, Duncan and Mom Pam

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