The Life and Times of an Elderly Beagle
Sep
13

Hi,

Foxy here. I would like to introduce myself to all of my sister’s loyal readers. I am Foxy Cleopatra, and I’m a whole lot ‘a doggie! I am also the only one of my four legged siblings that requires grooming. The others are all short haired beings.

I feel that since I am the only one that gets groomed, and since I am familiar with nail clippings and baths and the like, that I will be bringing you news of the doggie fashion world. Right now, there is another season of America’s Next Top Model starting. I would like to suggest that we have an America’s Next Top Dog Model competition.

If you are interested in being a contestant, or know of someone who may be interested, please submit their picture and some information about them to me at this email.

The rules:

1. All contestants must be of the four-legged canine type. No cats, please. No offense, but we don’t want cat fights like on the human show.

2. When emailing pictures, please resize them to a reasonable size so as to be easily emailed and opened. A good size is 4 x 6, 72 dpi.

3. When sending information on a contestant, please include age, breed and whether a shelter dog or purebreed. Also include anything that is special about you. For instance, do you have a fierce bark or really great legs?

4. Only one entry per contestant. If I see you dressed up as something else and sending another picture you will be eliminated.

The Judges: Me. I will make the final decision on who wins and who doesn’t.

The Prizes: To be determined. I will award a prize to the first, second and third place winners.

Good Luck to all who enter!

~Red

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2 Responses to “Hey, it’s Foxy…”
  1. 1
    Keli Says:
    11:28 am

    This from Rio:

    Is there a deadline? It’s going to be a challenge since I need to escape from my crazy sister, Barbie. She may not leave me alone long enough to pose. Perhaps, I can talk my human friends into giving her a sedative.

  2. 2
    Foxy Says:
    5:09 am

    Let’s make a deadline of the end of November, so then we can have a runway show in time for the holidays. By the way, male and female dogs can enter.

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